夜の11時くらいですかね、突然堀江さんから「ひろゆきお前暇か？」って電話がかかってきたんですよね。
「いや寝る所だったんですけど」って答えたら「今可愛い子とホテルに行く所なんだけどお前も来てくれ」って言うんですよ。
それで、ちょっと期待しながらホテル行ってみたら、結構可愛い子で僕もちょっとやる気になっちゃったんですよね。
でもシャワー浴びて準備してベッドに行ってみたらなんとその子チ〇コ付いてたんですよ！（笑）
「堀江さん、この子男じゃないですか！」って文句言ったら「可愛ければいいじゃねぇか！」って怒るんですよ。
でもまあ堀江さんの言うことも一理あるなって。ニュー〇ーフのお尻に入れるのもまた経験だなと思ってたら
堀江さんが「なあひろゆき、俺に入れて貰うことできるか」って言うんですよ！できる訳ないじゃないですか！
「前と後ろ両方から責めて欲しい。前を触るのは流石にお前でも嫌がると思った」って。 なんなんだよその心遣い。（笑）
普通は中年のおっさんのチ〇コ触りたくないしお尻にも入れたくないですよ。
結局僕はニュー〇ーフの子にフェ〇チオだけしてもらって帰ってきました。 もう二度と行きません。（笑）
最強のふたり
これ好き
神定期
Around 11:00 p.m., I suddenly received a phone call from Mr. Horie saying, "Hiroyuki, are you free?" I answered, "No, I was just about to go to bed.
I replied, "No, I was just about to go to bed," to which he replied, "I'm on my way to a hotel with a cute girl, and I'd like you to come too.
I went to the hotel with high expectations and found her to be quite cute, and I was a bit motivated.
But after showering and getting ready for bed, I found that she had a penis on her! (Laughs)
I complained, "Mr. Horie, isn't this girl a guy? I complained, and he got angry and said, "It's okay as long as she's cute! He would get angry.
But I thought Mr. Horie had a point. I was thinking that putting it in New-0f's ass was another experience.
Then Mr. Horie said, "Hey, Hiroyuki, can you have me put it in you? There was no way I could do that!
He said, "I want you to touch me from both the front and the back. I thought even you wouldn't like it if I touched the front. What kind of thoughtfulness is that? (Laughs)
Normally, I don't want to touch a middle-aged man's penis, and I don't want to put it in my ass either.
In the end, I only got a blow job from a New 00 girl and went home. I will never go there again. (Laughter)
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なんか冒頭おかしい気がするけどまあいいや
これってガチなの?🥺
このコピペにマジになってキレたんだよね堀江🥺
野菜食べてますか？
>>9
ホントクソな質問だよな。お前死んだ方がいいよ。
肉の写真をアップしてるのはインスタで和牛を広めたいからってんの見てわからない？お前クソ？そもそもふつうに野菜は好きだからたくさん食べてるけどインスタでそれをアップしてもクソの役にも立たねーだろ。それを野菜とかを子供の頃嫌いだっただろうお前みたいなやつらに邪智されたくないね。
おれは美味しい野菜を子供の頃からたくさん食べててむしろ肉より野菜の方が好きだった。それは食ってた肉がまずかったからだ。それを良薬口に苦し的な文脈で野菜を食べた方が健康ですよって上からマウントでクソコメント送るなボケ。二度と来るな
That's a really shitty question. You should be dead.
Can't you see that I'm uploading pictures of meat because I want to promote Wagyu beef on Instagram? Are you a shit? I like vegetables and I eat a lot of them, but uploading them on Instagram isn't going to do me any good. I don't want people like you, who probably hated vegetables as a child, to think I'm evil.
I ate a lot of good vegetables when I was a kid and I preferred them to meat. That's because the meat I was eating was bad. Don't send me your comments that I'm healthier if I eat vegetables in the context of "good medicine is bitter". Don't come here again.
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