719 グナマーナ正大師 (sage) 2015/05/03(日) 12:45:13 ID:Id.Ss1EY
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Tomorrow is the farewell party of my classmate in Kyushu.
I that separated from the Sakamoto office and aims to independence from Karasawa Hiroshi, pay carfare myself.
I decided to go with the long-distance bus. It also helps saves money.
It was the first time I used the long-distance bus, so I didn't find the stand and was very late.
The cold eyes of the other passengers reminded me of my youth.
"I am a lawyer. I am different from these guys." so I wondered, and drowned out the unpleasant feeling.
The seat of the long distance bus that I took was 4 column.
I thought choosing that price was mistake. My ass ached from the narrow seat.
I thought I would try to sleep until bus arrived, but I couldn't due to the tension from the young woman sitting beside me.
Then, I decided to eat a McDonald's hamburger which I bought before. I took out the MEGA MAC from the wrapping paper, and I stuffed it in my mouth. Delicious.
L-size of Coke got drunk quickly because the air inside of the car was dry, and salt of fried potatoes was strong.
After a while, the bus came to rest in Ebina SA.
There are many shops in SA of Ebina, and I was absorbed in trying various restaurants, forgetting about the time.
I took the bus again and the bus left to Fukuoka.
And then, I had a unprecedented tremendous desire to urinate and defecate.
"I screwed up!!!!!!"
"I cannot take it!!!"
"I'll have an accident!!!!!"(Defecation and urination sounds:BuriBuriBuriDobaDobyuPabbubbbbwu!!!!!!JoboboboboJobobobo!!!!!!!!BubabbabaButchippappappappapa!!!!!!)
The crying of the 34 year old man was echoing in the long-distance bus bound for Fukuoka.