780 ƒOƒiƒ}[ƒi³‘åŽt 2015/06/07(“ú) 01:15:25 ID:VY/w1Z5Q
>4chan dies��
>drink booze��
>insert buttplug��
>eat twenty pounds of chocolate,blue cheese and tacos��
>wash it down with enitre bottale of liquid laxative��
>coat myslef in vaseline��
>put shoes��
>waddle to police station��
>walk up to officer behind counter��
>ask them are you ready for party time��
>drop pants��
>remove buttplug��
>twenty pounds of rancid,half-digested chococheesetacos explode in gaint wave across the floor��
>i scream with all my might as the viscous fluid leave me��
>My nutrients!Retrieve them at once they have escaped the body��
>drop on my knees from the laborious pressure��
>reach into pockets��
>pull out cursty lumps of last night spaghetti��
>spill spaghetti all across the��shit coverd floor as i roll around wating for the frist brave men enough to catch me��
>nobody can get grip because i'm lubed up with vaseline��
>fain instant infatuation with the frist guy that grabs me��
>pull out my mouther engagement ring��
>ask them to marry me��
>spend rest of life circlejerking with social outcasts and devaints��
like it was never gone........
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